Wednesday, September 10, 2008

God is fare, but...!

God is fare, but...
George Costanza has a point!



‘‘The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus?!?! I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back, spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen.

20 comments:

  1. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    George is the BEST !!

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  2. Hilarious!

    Sounds good to me !!!
    :)


    (but comedy sound bytes shouldn't be mistaken for philosophy)

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  3. prolly the funniest thing i heard in a while .. just great lol .. hello numan !

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  4. كاااااااااااااك
    انا طول عمري اعتقد ان افضل شخصيه في ساينفلد اهي كوستانزا

    شكرا ضحكتني من قلب

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  5. لا يجوز هذا الكلام ولو على سبيل الضحك
    هذا اعتراض على القضاء والقدر

    اقطعوا لسان جورج فورا

    التوقيع
    لجنة الظواهر السلبية

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  6. موجودة بس ما رضيتوا تشوفنها

    كَيْفَ تَكْفُرُونَ بِاللَّهِ وَكُنتُمْ أَمْوَاتًا فَأَحْيَاكُمْ ثُمَّ يُمِيتُكُمْ ثُمَّ يُحْيِيكُمْ ثُمَّ إِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ


    بس فكر قبل لا تتكلم مو صعبة وايد

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  7. Nooooooooooooooo

    i don't want school days

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  8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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  9. annonymous shfeh y3ni lol yn6r lama costanza ygolha b3dain yarb6!
    hahaha

    i think life would get much happier and stress-free that way!

    and cosmetic operations will be reduced ;p

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  10. sounds more fun ....

    nano
    school would not be so bad if you knew what u know now.. but not every1

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  11. Love it!

    It's actually George Carlin. I cant find it on youtube but Im almost certain it is. Definitely my fav comedian.

    My favorite sketch -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

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